piewinchesters:

whoatakeiteasyman:

“this update requires that you restart your compu-“

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your url makes this 567758654 times funnier

(via spanish-bbygurl)

awolcas:

there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk I hope you all have someone like her in your lives

(Source: awolbucky, via combustionwaltz)

princehomo:

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

"MY CEREAL!!!"

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i’m not ashamed of this anymore this is real this is me

This haPpened to me trying to go down the basement stairs with a bowl of kraft dinner and I tripped, dropped it, and slid down the rest of the stairs on the slippery noodles. I passed out for like 2 seconds and woke up with a giant bruise on my back, a bump on my head, and kraft dinner in my panties

(via combustionwaltz)

disabilityhistory:

Photos by Holly Spring of her daughter, who has no hand on her left arm and “struggled early on in life with Hirschsprung’s Disease.” 

Image description: Three ethereal, whimsical, artfully photoshopped photos of a young girl with pale skin and reddish-brown hair. The fact that she has no left hand is visible in the photos. In the first, she’s dressed in a purple dress with purple wings and a purple mask painted around her eyes. In the second, she’s wearing a white dress that becomes a net/sea at the bottom. In the third, she wears a green dress and balances on a piece of wood arising from a misty green pond surround by green trees and bushes.

(via redefiningbodyimage)

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

Me

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

Me

(via tyleroakley)

godyes:

10,000Fuck

godyes:

10,000Fuck

(via combustionwaltz)

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

(via combustionwaltz)

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

My life in one picture

My life in one picture

(Source: e-youngie, via tyleroakley)

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via femmeswithbeards)